2020 election satire

GOP House Leader Refuses To Acknowledge Biden Victory: “It May As Well Be Barney The Purple Dinosaur”

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/11/gop-house-leader-refuses-to-acknowledge-biden-victory-i-dont-know-if-hell-be-president/




Thursday, CNN’s Jake Tapper interviewed Republican House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy, who expressed doubts about whether president elect Joe Biden will be president come next January 20th.


McCarthy is among the many Republicans who have refused to acknowledge that Joe Biden is the president elect, even though he has won both the electoral college, and popular votes.

Tapper had the representative on to ask him why much of the party couldn’t accept the outcome of the election. “What makes you think Joe Biden won’t be president next year?”

“Well, I think it should be quite obvious by now, Jake,” McCarthy said. “The Democrats have committed massive voter fraud to make it look like Joe Biden won the election. It’s a plain and simple fact.”

“It’s not a plain and simple fact. It’s an allegation that hasn’t been proven.”

“No, it’s a fact. We have actual signed affidavits from dozens of credible witnesses who are willing to swear under oath that they have witnessed irregularities and inconsistencies in the voting process in every state. We have sworn affidavits from dozens of credible witnesses who say they have seen illegal aliens voting. We have sworn affidavits from dozens of people that have seen Antifa voting, and we have sworn affidavits from dozens of credible witnesses who have seen Mickey Mouse and other Disney characters voting. This is unconstitutional, Jack.”

“That’s Jake.”


“Whatever, illegal aliens shouldn’t be allowed to vote. Antifa shouldn’t be allowed to vote –  they’re a terrorist organization for God sake – and cartoon characters shouldn’t be allowed to vote. The Democrats have proven that they will do anything to prevent Donald Trump from winning this election, nothing is too extreme for them.”

Tapper stared at him as if he had lost his mind. “First of all,” he said, “If there have been any irregularities or any inconsistencies, they have been miniscule and will have no effect on the overall outcome of the election. Second, all of the president’s cases of voter fraud have been tossed out of court, and third, illegal immigrants are not allowed to vote. I also doubt that Antifa or any Disney characters voted for Joe Biden. It’s comical to even suggest it.”

“It may seem comical to you, Jake,” McCarthy said. “But Disney characters actually voted for Obama in the 2008 election. I think these charges should be investigated as possible instances of voter fraud, don’t you?”

“No, I think it’s ridiculous. If you really believe Mickey Mouse, and Donald Duck participated in this election, then who did they vote for, Barney The Purple Dinosaur?”

McCarthy shrugged. “Well, the way this election has turned out, he very well may be.  So your guess is as good as mine, Jack.”

“That’s Jake.”

“Whatever. However, I doubt Joe Biden will be the president.”


Whether Joe Biden or Barney The Purple Dinosaur will be president next year, remains to be seen.

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