Charlie Kirk satire/humor

Charlie Kirk: “Black Lives Matter Wants To Force Me To Wear A BLM Logo On My Pampers!”

https://www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk/charlie-kirk-black-lives-matter-wants-fan-flames-race-war-our-country

Charlie Kirk, the founder and executive director of the conservative group Turning Point USA, has been having a shit fit over the recent protests over racial injustice that have taken place over the summer regarding the deaths of George Floyd, Jacob Blake, and Breonna Taylor.

A well-known grifter and an avid Donald Trump supporter, Kirk has for years been a laughing stock and a living online meme, mainly for a stunt meant to own the snowflake libs, that went horribly wrong. Ever since, the group has been mocked to no end.

Kirk and company have tried and failed on many occasions to own the snowflake libs in a series of mishaps that have led more to self-owning and extreme self-humiliation, but the conservative group proudly forges on in their never-ending quest to own the Left.

Lately, Kirk has spent much of his time on his podcast, The Charlie Kirk Millennial Diaper Podcast, impugning the reputations of the victims of police violence, and Black Lives Matter protesters as criminals and terrorists. On a recent broadcast, he slandered  Breonna Taylor, the deceased victim of police violence as a criminal who deserved to get shot, despite the fact that she allegedly has no known arrest record.

On a recent segment of Fox And Friends, Kirk told the hosts how divisive Black Lives Matter is because they want to force him to wear a BLM logo on his Pampers.

What if I told you that BLM Inc. said that it wants to force me to wear a BLM logo on all of my diapers? Would you think I was just being facetious? I know some people would say, ‘Charlie, you’re full of s***. But I assure you I’m not. My diapers are very clean at the moment. Besides, most of my diapers already have logos and designs on them. The ones I have on, have unicorns and rainbows on them.

“I’m being very serious. I’ve never been more serious about anything in my life. Black Lives Matter wants to start a race war, and what better way than forcing me to wear their logo on my diapers? This is an outright threat. A full frontal domestic terrorist assault in our country where a white boy from Wisconsin can’t wear his own diapers without being told how to wear them!”


“You’re right, Charlie,” Steve Doocy replied. “It is domestic terrorism.”

“It’s also racist,” Ainsley Earhardt said. “Are the FBI going to do anything about it, I wonder?”

“And are Joe Biden and the Democrats going to condemn it?” Brian Kilmeade said.

“Probably not,” Earhardt continued. “But if Trump comes out and condemns it, you can bet they’ll condemn him, and call him a racist like they always do.”

When reached for comment by Fox News, the civil rights group replied: “We did no such thing. Charlie Kirk is full of s*** as usual. Tell him he needs a diaper change, and then put him to bed.”

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